Night with a Wandering Bard

Those who follow my Twitter know that I'm a fan of Wandering Bard Toys. I've had issues for years with Bad Dragon as a company and had been on the lookout for a while for furry sex toys separate from them. I know of some other companies, but none of them struck me as interesting. Often only had a couple of models, few color options, and no real social media presence.

But last year I discovered Wandering Bard and was immediately interested. I started out with their Dire Wolf, medium, firm. I have had a fascination with knotted toys, so I definitely wanted to try it out. I got most of it in until the knot, but that's a story for another day and a more thorough review.

Anyway, over time, my fiance moved in with me, bringing with him his toy from WB, the Displacer, small and soft, and I got it in all the way on my first try.

Recently, I ordered three others: a large soft Centaur, medium firm Minotaur, and small soft Dragon.

And tonight, I gave myself a goal. I not only wanted to try all of them. I wanted to take all of them. All the way. I won't review each in detail; saving that for a review in the #OhMurr magazine, but I still wanted to share the pics!

 This is the collection of all five toys! The order I decided to go with tonight was Displacer, Dragon, Minotaur, Centaur, Werewolf. Again, the Werewolf was the thing to beat. I had never taken its knot before because it's just such sudden CIRCUMFERENCE at once. So that was the end goal. For each toy, I lubed up and poppered up just to make it a bit easier and more enjoyable :)

 Here are the pics of the Displacer. Was pretty easy. Has a nice point to make for easy penetration and then just slides right in haha.

 Here's the Dragon! After having stretched out a bit with the Displacer, taking this knot was super easy. And it felt so nice. That's the nicest a knot has ever felt for me (not that I'm any kind of expert). But I could have just kept that in me for a good hour or so and been happy. Even knot-fucked myself for a few minutes.

 Here's the Minotaur! Has an interesting ridged opening, but the angle it has makes for easier penetration. Really good design choice. Was a bit tougher for deep penetration. Granted, this was the first of the medium toys. But that wide shape on top made it harder on my insides heh. Did pretty good though!

 This thing is fucking massive. Look how much of that I took. I hope my insides are still where they're supposed to be....

Finally, the Werewolf. I took the knot. It was definitely the widest stretch of the toys and was still a strain. But after having worked myself over with the other toys, this became possible.

Overall, I love all of these toys and hope to get more from Wandering Bard in the future. I hope they do a tabaxi (with a spined dick) and a gargoyle in the future. They love their fantasy RPG penises, so that's what I'm crossing my fingers for! Make sure to check out their page at https://www.etsy.com/shop/WanderingBardToys and on Twitter @BardToys.

After my night of fun, I hid all the dildos in the shower. I'm sure Sin will have a nice surprise when he wakes up to see the bathtub filled with monster dicks. Muahahahahaha.

Comment question of the day: what's your favorite sex toy and why?