Sin is A-Maze-Ing
You will see very quickly the title is a pun. I'm so, so sorry.
Absinthe has not been a holiday person, much less a seasonal person.
Me, your ever humble Espresso, I'm a seasonal nut.
In the fall, autumnal candles come out. For Halloween, spoopy webs and spiders come out. Imagine how crazy I get come Christmas. "Oh, do you put a tree up?" he says. "You ask like I would just put up one," is my response.
Anyway, I wanted to take him to a fall thing while he was up here. Texas don't have shit, much less an autumn. So, I planned on showing him what Michiganders do for autumn. I took this motherfucker to his first corn maze!
I had been to this place before and had a great time. I knew he would enjoy it. It'd be a unique experience, and we'd have fun.
Turns out I lied. Michigan lied to me. It was fucking 90 degrees outside. It was scorching. Michigan lied to me and told Sin fall was hot here, too. Literally, the day after Sin went back to Texas, it dropped down to 60, and it hasn't reached 80 ever since he left.
Anyway, we of course did the Hard maze there. And it was pretty tough. We tried not to use the map for most of it, and we held hands for 95% of the trek. It wasn't even that busy.
Then of course, I teased him, being the fox I am. And I led him into the corn. It was time for sexual proclivities!
The video is here!
Sex in the corn was....odd. The cornstalk leaves cut our skin, and we were itchy as FUCK by the time we got out. The heat did not help. Definitely worth the experience, but it probably would not be a regular thing for either of us.
We did make it out of the maze eventually, cuz we're badasses. And the guy who gave out maps for the maze was super impressed we made it out! Doing that with Sin was just...a-maze-ing. (Sorry, I know that's corny.)
Comment challenge! What's your favorite place to have outdoors sex?
Absinthe has not been a holiday person, much less a seasonal person.
Me, your ever humble Espresso, I'm a seasonal nut.
In the fall, autumnal candles come out. For Halloween, spoopy webs and spiders come out. Imagine how crazy I get come Christmas. "Oh, do you put a tree up?" he says. "You ask like I would just put up one," is my response.
Anyway, I wanted to take him to a fall thing while he was up here. Texas don't have shit, much less an autumn. So, I planned on showing him what Michiganders do for autumn. I took this motherfucker to his first corn maze!
I had been to this place before and had a great time. I knew he would enjoy it. It'd be a unique experience, and we'd have fun.
Turns out I lied. Michigan lied to me. It was fucking 90 degrees outside. It was scorching. Michigan lied to me and told Sin fall was hot here, too. Literally, the day after Sin went back to Texas, it dropped down to 60, and it hasn't reached 80 ever since he left.
Anyway, we of course did the Hard maze there. And it was pretty tough. We tried not to use the map for most of it, and we held hands for 95% of the trek. It wasn't even that busy.
Then of course, I teased him, being the fox I am. And I led him into the corn. It was time for sexual proclivities!
The video is here!
Sex in the corn was....odd. The cornstalk leaves cut our skin, and we were itchy as FUCK by the time we got out. The heat did not help. Definitely worth the experience, but it probably would not be a regular thing for either of us.
We did make it out of the maze eventually, cuz we're badasses. And the guy who gave out maps for the maze was super impressed we made it out! Doing that with Sin was just...a-maze-ing. (Sorry, I know that's corny.)
Comment challenge! What's your favorite place to have outdoors sex?
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